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Pants security Compromised
Keynote 2026 · Live

The MoreYou Buy, TheMore You Save

One line on stage and the whole room aped. Backstage he texted three people "you up?"

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Benchmarks are insane. His group chats are worse.

Dihuang presenting in front of a giant screen
Keynote 2026, main stageHe had one more slide. Then he saw who was in the front row.

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News & Recommendations

Dihuang lifting a giant graphics card on stage like a trophy
Keynote | Press Release

Dihuang Takes the Stage, Room Buys Everything

Ninety minutes, one sentence, zero questions about his personal life. Legal was thrilled.

Dihuang packed in a retail box like a collectible figure
Hardware | News

Founders Edition Ships With One Little Guy Inside

Commitment sold separately. Has been out of stock since launch.

Dihuang on a pool lounger at a rooftop party with three women in bikinis
Events | Afterparty

Keynote Afterparty Runs Four Hours Over

He said he was "networking". Three people confirmed. None of them work in tech.

Dihuang juggling three phones backstage
Community | Blog

"It's Not Cheating, It's Parallel Processing"

Dihuang explains multi-partner workloads to a room that did not ask.

Community Poll

Who's His +1 at the Next Keynote?

He can bring one guest. He has asked four. Help him pick before they find out about each other.

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Mei, at the rooftop afterparty
MeiMet him at the Taipei keynote. Thinks she's the only one.
Ashley, at the rooftop afterparty
AshleyMet him at the Vegas keynote. Also thinks she's the only one.

Fictional characters. Fictional drama. Nobody here is a real person.

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